Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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