i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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