You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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