sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Quick, to the slutcave!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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