..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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