If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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