My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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