We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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