WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
