just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There r osticjed everywhere
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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