I don't think brook has ever known best
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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