And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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