hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
well, you know. whores of a feather.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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