i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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