nut hugger
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
