Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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