yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just cropdusted the office
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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