WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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