His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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