how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
