But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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