I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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