I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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