bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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