Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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