But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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