He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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