id be glad to
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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