i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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