i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just found puke in my bra..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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