i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
