can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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