So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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