This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
