just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
they need to just BURY HIM!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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