im drinking this country out of the recession.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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