remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He shit in the fireplace
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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