There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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