Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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