The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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