week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i out mim tonsoeep
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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