he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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