i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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