Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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