who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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