with your own penis?
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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