Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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