In the future we'll all be gay
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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