dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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