Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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