so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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