I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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