FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The ass gains better be worth it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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